Monty Python and the search for the holy grail

In the start of this movie, king arthur is searching for knights to join him at the round table. When he finds all his knights they go off to find the holy grail. This movie is one of the most random, weird,…..and hilarious movies I have ever seen! There is some slapstick violence and some very fake blood. There is some swearing, and one bad part. There is also some dark comedy. 8/10

Transformers:Revenge of the fallen

In this sequel to the successful film transformers, sam wicky(Shia LaBouf) is back and this time a map is engraved from a shard from the allspark into his brain. The map shows the way to a machine that is capable of blowing up our sun. Some more familiar faces come along for the ride. I liked this one better than the first. With a lot more autobots, a lot more action, and they travel to a lot more cool places around the world. There is some sexual jokes, and one bad part. Of course there is a lot of action, but you don’t see anyone die. There is also a lot of swearing, and two twin robots can get pretty bad. 8/10

The Second Chance

When a rockstar named Ethan Jenkins(michael W. Smith) comes back to his hometown and church the rock, he is assigned to stay and help at the rock’s inner city sister church, the second chance. While there he meets the church’s rough pastor Jake Sanders. He learns about love, faith, and friendship. There is a lot of talk about inner city problems(gangs, drugs, etc.) and some swearing. Some of it comes from the pastor who is trying to break that habit throughout the film. There is also one part where a victim of violence is shown after the attack, but the attack was not shown. All in all a powerful film. 7/10

Wall-e

When the earth is abondoned, the humans leave robots to clean it up. Thousands of years later just one is left, and his name is Wall-e. When another robot named eve comes to check if life is yet able to live on earth, wall-e falls in love with her. Eve finds a plant she is retrieved to go back to the spaceship on which the humans live on(and have gotten extremely fat and lazy) and Wall-e sneaks on to the ship to go with her. Whe nthe plant is stolen, Wall-e and eve must try to get it back. Although there isn’t much diologe, ther is enough to keep it a little interesting. There isn’t anything wrong with it except for some slap fights and crushed robots(if you consider that bad) 6/10

The fast and the Furious

In the first of the very successful series, Paul Walker plays an undercover cop trying to bust up a gang of hijackers, all the while racing with a team of street racers on the streets of L.A. This movie definantly has some good action, and if you love tricked out cars, then this is the movie for you!. There is some swearing, and the parts that do have violence can get a little bloody. There is also some sexual situations. Also starring Vin Diesal 7.5/10

Land of the Lost

When struggling scientist Rick Marshall(Will Ferrel) finally perfects his trachneyon (a sort of black hole energy) projector, he goes on a expidition with the help of a fan of his, Holly Cantrel. The highest readings of trachneyon comes from a trailer-trash guy named Will Stanton’s low rate amusment part ride they decide to try the machine out. When they turn it on they are transported to the land of the lost, a place where past, present, and future all combine into one place. Along the way they meet Chaka, a monkey man played by Jorma of the lonely islands, sleestacks, and a t-rex set on revenge. The team must try to survive, and find a way home. This movie was Hilarious! It definanlty ranks up in my top ten funniest movies! There is a lot of swearing, and some inapproprite jokes. There is also one innappropriate part. Some parts can be kind of gross(t-rex exploding and a blood filled bug bding squished), and Chaka and Will are kind of crude. 8/10

State of play

One night two people are killed by a man with a briefcas for unknown reasons. The next day a assistant to a well known politician Stephen Collins (Ben Affleck) supposedly kills herself, questions begin to arise. The already married Stephen admits to having a affair with her, and the biggest sex scandal of the decade begins to form. When long-time friend of stephen and reporter Cal Mcaffrey (Russel Crowe) gets suspicious of what really happened to the assistant, he begins to take matters into his own hands. As the movies goes on you begin to see a web of lies, and no one can be trusted. Also starring Jeff Daniels. This movie kept me on the edge of my seat with anticipation, and I was not disappointed. Although some parts were hard to understand, because they are very political. There is a lot of swearing, and there is also a lot of sexual talk(nothing is shown). There is a couple of violent parts, and they do get a little bloody, and trust me you’ll be suprised with the ending! 9/10

1,000 hits!

Finally, 1,000 hits! Thank you to anyone who actually reads this, and lets go for 2,000!

A beautiful mind

In the start of this movie a man named John Nash(Russel Crowe) is a college student studying mathematics who is struggling to find a good idea for his thesis paper. With the help of his roomate Charles he finally is able to write it. Five years later he is a successful code breaker hired by the government. When things get out of hand John begins to get paranoid, and he is diagnosed with schizophrenia(a disease that makes you see things and people who aren’t there). John begins to wonder who of the important people in his life were real, and throughout the movie he is trying to fix his relationship with his wife Alicia. Despite his condition John still continues to work, and even wins the nobel prize. This movie is a true story. There is some suggestive talk throughout the movie, and some swearing. There isn’t really any violence except for a car chase. There is also one gory part. 6/10

Deja Vu

When a New Orlean’s ferry explodes because of a bomb, ATF agent Doug Carlin(Denzel Washington) is sent in to investigate. He is added to a team that has somehow managed to look into the past, and they are trying to use it to figure out who did it, and maybe even stop it by using the new technology. This movie is very good, but very weird, for example there is a multi-time car chase. There is a lot of sometimes graphic violence, and swearing. In one scene a woman is taking a shower, but her parts are covered in deep shadow so you don’t see anything. 8/10